This is the actual story of the Arthurian Legend, complete with warts – WARTS? – it’s got warts, piles, sore feet, incest, mistrust, greed, jealousy, treason, adultery, sex, violence and even football and cricket.
This is not the romantic, epic adventure that Hollywood would have us believe. Far from it, this one comes complete with all the sex, violence, greed and mistrust that have traditionally made the British people the loveable race they are.
This is the story of the formative years of the country that would create the biggest headache, sorry empire, and become the biggest pest the world has ever seen. You’ll thrill, you’ll marvel, you’ll grip the edge of your seat, you’ll swallow vallium by the bucketload, and then after all that you could always sit down to read this book.